sigurrossgeller:

This is so surreal it’s like an Onion article but real

sigurrossgeller:

This is so surreal it’s like an Onion article but real

(Source: memewhore)

wavvvy-babe:

That’s cute as fuck

wavvvy-babe:

That’s cute as fuck

(Source: chicadereggaeton)

teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

image

"my ass"

open 24 hours

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

findingyolo:

thats the entire show

findingyolo:

thats the entire show

(Source: dickrnilk)

(Source: ccbroadcity)

i-effed-it-all-up:

do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was

Turn Ons:

  • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
  • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
  • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
  • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.

(Source: itskaiii)